This is a big day for me.
Bigger than my wedding day, bigger than the days my kids were born.
From today onwards, my life will be divided in two: my normal life until now, and the rest of my life after making it into the Jewish S.H.I.T List! (click for larger image)
Yeah baby! You got that right! I am now an official Self Hating and/or Israel Threatening Jew!
I’ve been working so hard for this; it’s been a long time coming.
And I’ve been checking this site for years – where people much less deserving than me have been accepted into the ranks for merely being liberal Zionists!
I’ve lashed out at settlers! But nothing.
I’ve criticized every politician from the Labor rightwards! But nothing.
I’ve even voiced support for the one-state outcome! But nothing.
I have a feeling it must have been my recent usage of the “A” word that pushed over the editors and finally got me in.
Let this be a lesson to all of you out there: He who sows in tears shall reap in joy!