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Before we hit Iran, a message from the Old Spice Man

“Hello, Israelis, look at your Prime Minister, now back to me, now back at your Prime Minister, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using Holocaust references every Tuesday and switched to peace references, he could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a bomb shelter with your wife and kids. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s those potassium iodide pills that you love. Look again, the pills are now gas masks. Anything is possible when your Prime Minister is insane. I’m on a missile.”

[Act like a man, man. Old Spice]

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    1. john harrington

      Very funny. But come to think of it, we had a Prime Minister who switched to peace references, and in retrospect, I think he was even funnier – and he’s particularly hilarious to everyone who lives in the south!

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    2. Rabbi Jeremy Milgrom

      Thanks, John, for reminding us of all the lost opportunities since November 4,1995.

      We might both agree that Oslo was a failed process, but we probably disagree regarding why; in any event, Netanyahu publicly declared his desire to undermine the Oslo process, and the suffering of the 1,000,000 Israelis in the south that you purport to speak for (not to mention the 1.5 million Gazans) is the result.

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    3. noam

      ahem, this is completely copied from this status that was posted a day before: http://www.sta2sim.co.il/statuses.aspx?st_id=2659
      the original status is facistic and I am not even gonna translate it to english because of that, but still, ami – even when your intentions are good, it’s nice to show some originality.

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    4. @noam – ahem, I’ve never seen that “status” in my life. It would be nice, even when your intentions are good, to show some friggin’ common sense. (sorry for not being too original, but your comment was so amazing!)
      also, as you will see – the status you posted is nothing at all like what i wrote.
      and, if you had any brains, you’d know that the old spice commercial has been spoofed 14 million times by other people. I’m happy to be one of them.
      oh, i forgot, one last thing. in all my years in journalism, no one has ever accused me of plagiarism – and if you plan on being the first, you can forget about commenting on this site.

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