Izzie calls Minister for Foreign Affairs Avigdor Lieberman, but apparently catches him at a bad time. And then she does it again – with someone else…
Izzie: Ruthie, get me Lieberman on the line!
Ruthie: Yes mam, right away!….. Mr. Lieberman, Ms. HolyLand is on the line.
Izzie: Avigdor, it’s Izzie.
Izzie: I said, “it’s Izzie”.
Lieberman: I heard you the first time.
Izzie: Is this a bad time?
Izzie: Good. Listen. I want to talk to you about the whole thing with the Attorney General, and indicting you for fraud and money laundering. It’s bad. It makes us look bad.
Izzie: Are you listening to me?
Izzie: OK. So, what do you — wait a minute… what was that???
Lieberman: What was what?
Izzie: Did you just flush the toilet?!?!?! Are you in the bathroom??!?!?
Izzie: What do you mean “maybe”????
Izzie: That’s just disgusting.
Lieberman: Why. It’s natural.
Izzie: That doesn’t mean I have to hear it, you imbecile! Show me some respect, Jesus!
Lieberman: No, I mean it’s natural for Liebermans.
Izzie: What do you mean “natural for Liebermans”?
Lieberman: All Lieberman politicians do important conversations from toilet.
Lieberman: Even Joe Lieberman.
Izzie: Shut up!!! Joe Lieberman is a very good friend of mine! He would never do that to me! And I will not have you talk about him that way!
Lieberman: Call him.
Lieberman: Go on.
Izzie: OK, I will. Ruthie, get me Joe Lieberman!
Joe Lieberman: Hello?
Izzie: Joe? Hey! It’s Izzie!
Joe Lieberman: Hey Izzie! How are ya!
Izzie: I’m good! Listen, I was just talking to Avigdor, and he said something really odd…
Joe Lieberman: Well THAT’s a first! HEHE!
Izzie: No, no – I mean really odd. He told me that — wait a minute! Did you just flush!!?!?!
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