Izzie calls Minister for Foreign Affairs Avigdor Lieberman, but apparently catches him at a bad time. And then she does it again – with someone else…
Izzie: Ruthie, get me Lieberman on the line!
Ruthie: Yes mam, right away!….. Mr. Lieberman, Ms. HolyLand is on the line.
Lieberman: What.
Izzie: Avigdor, it’s Izzie.
Lieberman:….
Izzie: I said, “it’s Izzie”.
Lieberman: I heard you the first time.
Izzie:…
Lieberman:….
Izzie: Is this a bad time?
Lieberman: No.
Izzie: Good. Listen. I want to talk to you about the whole thing with the Attorney General, and indicting you for fraud and money laundering. It’s bad. It makes us look bad.
Lieberman:…
Izzie: Are you listening to me?
Lieberman: Yes.
Izzie: OK. So, what do you — wait a minute… what was that???
Lieberman: What was what?
Izzie: Did you just flush the toilet?!?!?! Are you in the bathroom??!?!?
Lieberman: Maybe.
Izzie: What do you mean “maybe”????
Lieberman:….
Izzie: That’s just disgusting.
Lieberman: Why. It’s natural.
Izzie: That doesn’t mean I have to hear it, you imbecile! Show me some respect, Jesus!
Lieberman: No, I mean it’s natural for Liebermans.
Izzie: What do you mean “natural for Liebermans”?
Lieberman: All Lieberman politicians do important conversations from toilet.
Izzie:…..
Lieberman: Even Joe Lieberman.
Izzie: Shut up!!! Joe Lieberman is a very good friend of mine! He would never do that to me! And I will not have you talk about him that way!
Lieberman: Call him.
Izzie:….
Lieberman: Go on.
Izzie: OK, I will. Ruthie, get me Joe Lieberman!
Joe Lieberman: Hello?
Izzie: Joe? Hey! It’s Izzie!
Joe Lieberman: Hey Izzie! How are ya!
Izzie: I’m good! Listen, I was just talking to Avigdor, and he said something really odd…
Joe Lieberman: Well THAT’s a first! HEHE!
Izzie: No, no – I mean really odd. He told me that — wait a minute! Did you just flush!!?!?!
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Shaul
opium to the masses.
the media is occupied with which watch politicians buy and who pays for their flights to influence their policy.
It will be better to deal with their policies than the circus they are feeding the Israeli press.
Cause there they are doing the worse damage.
Aaron Dover
No doubt it’s the sound of some very pungent evidence being flushed.
Jeremy
The difference between Avigdor and Joe, is that when Joe shits, he has to fork over a $20 co-pay.
Shelly
And yet, it is strangely comforting to know that we are not the only country with revolting Liebermans.
Danny
Both Liebermans should be flushed away down the sewer of history.