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By Ami Kaufman

|Published December 2, 2012

Israel and Palestine play 'Battleship'

Bibi: “E1.”

Abbas: “You sunk my two-state solution!”

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1. The Trespasser
  Sunday
  December 2, 2012
  
  mwahahaha
  
  that is a blackest piece of humor I’ve seen in a looong while.
  
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2. rsgengland
  Monday
  December 3, 2012
  
  two lines and a perfect article.
  
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3. Richard Witty
  Monday
  December 3, 2012
  
  A great parody, conveying utter tragedy and despair, in an ironic setting.
  
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4. Atlas
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  December 3, 2012
  
  http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot
  
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Ami Kaufman was chief night editor for Haaretz, for the prominent Israeli financial daily Calcalist, and correspondent on Israeli affairs for 93.6 RAM FM, a joint Palestinian-Israel radio station. His interest in food and cooking led to culinary studies at the “Israeli CIA” (Tadmor, Herzliya) and a brief stint in the restaurant business. More…

Born in Tel Aviv, Ami lives in Bat Yam with his wife and two daughters.
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